Saturday, August 28, 2010

You know you have a week to go when..

You wanna smash your TV (from a lying position- too hard to get up) if you see another ZUMBA ad...

You wanna kill the girl who credits every inch of her body TO ZUMBA.. oh .. and chop off her really long blond pig tails whilst in the process.. Rrrrrrrr..

Your dog comes to you for affection only when you are on the toilet..It's the only time I can reach down to scratch behind his ears where he likes it..

You are wearing the same three pairs of pants..stretchy pants..

You can't wait to ritualistically burn said pants in a few weeks time..

Your boobs rest on the top of your belly..Or has the belly reached the boobs? It is impossible to be sure?

You are throwing down glasses of milk with your head thrown back LIKE they are shots of whisky in the middle of the night..All while standing by the open refridgerator door in only a singlet. Damn heartburn..

You are getting up to trot to the fridge in the middle of the night also in an effort to freaking cool down the soles of your MASSIVE feet.

You grunt when turning over in bed. I call it the 'three grunt turn'..Because that is how many turns it takes to swap sides.

You long to sleep on your tummy..

You have sexy dreams that include Jethro Gibbs from NCIS???? What the???

Sex IS just a faraway dream...

Although you would rather eat nails than ACTAULLY have sex...(Nik's analogy..thanks babe)

You can feel teeny tiny baby toes scrape your ribcage..and it's NO longer cute..

You really want a sip of champagne..a whole glass actually..But would settle for stealing a sip from someone elses glass if necessary..

You have NOTHING nice to wear to your husbands 40th bday dinner on Fri night..and I have to see who I can steal champers from....Hmmmmm...

People start saying, "You're still pregnant?" well duh...

You are desperate to tell people what you are week to go..Just wait..Just wait..

You are desperate to finally meet this new little person and find out what they look and sound like..Well probably like a screaming infant to be sure....

You are desperate to hold them..Outside of your body..

You no longer feel the need to nest and the house falls to shit around you..Until hubby cleans it up for you.. Bless him xxx

You can't fall asleep at night for thinking about what it will be like when the baby is born and here at last..

9 days to go.......


  1. Believe it or not but there is a life after pregnancy and when you look at your new bub all will be forgotten. My news is that I am going to be a Grandma again.Lily visited with Andrea and Steve to tell me that she was going to be a big sister. We are all excited and bub is due early March.
    Regards Heather B.

  2. Hang in there!!
    Thinking of you HEAPS...

    fiona xox

  3. I had a giggle reading this!! Best of luck with everything! Look forward to seeing your new addition!